I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
