On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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