i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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