that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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