Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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