I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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