What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've blown a few things in my day
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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