Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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