Whod you bang
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
