Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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