It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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