I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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