Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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