Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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