I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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