is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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