nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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