Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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