she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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