Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
