do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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