who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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