Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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