I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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