turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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