Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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