Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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