He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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