It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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