If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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