I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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