You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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