i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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