Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
thus making me awesome and them whores
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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