Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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