how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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