so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize