In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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