She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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