dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
These tits shall not be calmed
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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