I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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