I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Randomize
