batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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