I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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