we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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