May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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