I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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