What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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