Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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