He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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