Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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