i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
God I need to hump something, right now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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