We won't sleep together?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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