shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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