If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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