Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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